Would you believe me if I said I’ve never seen Indiana Jones b4?

#cinema  

weimeraner:

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

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  • me: Can I go to the bathroom?
  • teacher: I don't know, can you?
  • *sees teacher after class*
  • me: DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT COME FOR ME TODAY?

involuntaryadult omgg noooo I’m seeing the concert on t.v if I saw the babs live I’ll scream, call her an zionist c*unt and pass out

#No lie  

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What are these somali girls on my dash talkin about ???¿¿¿

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

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#truu  

BILL MAHER IS ON STAGE ATTEMPING TO MAKE A JOKE BYEEEEEE

I’m watching this live Barbra Streisand tribute concert and Leona Lewis, Nikki Yanosky & Lea Michael performed jfc these girls are beyond beautiful and talented woooow

it’s the last 10 days of Ramadan. i will not going down this path hadaa

PLZZZZZZZ DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU GUYS DON’T LIKE CHUBBY GIRLS

*JHUD* *ANDDDDD I AM TELLING YOUUUUU*

literally every. single. time. i step into a panera bread establishment i get hit on. even when i used to work at one when i was 16/17 someone is always tryna get at me

i just went to work to quit lol so since i’m the mall i decided to go Eid shopping and debating where to eat since its Saturday afternoon and its pretty busy i don’t like eating out ALONE if the place is crowded. 

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ajantas:

oh my god I’m laughing so hard

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